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"Reality is my unwilling shadow."

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spoopy-giraffe:

spooky-fiona-glenanne:

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

I had a friend who had a wallet made from a Stayfree extra long wrapper and she took it travelling in Asia and a guy picked her pocket and he dropped it and screamed when he thought he had a pad in his hand.

That is the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard

spoopy-giraffe:

spooky-fiona-glenanne:

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

I had a friend who had a wallet made from a Stayfree extra long wrapper and she took it travelling in Asia and a guy picked her pocket and he dropped it and screamed when he thought he had a pad in his hand.

That is the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard

Reblogged from: my-wonderland-sucks via posted by: y10k
shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source


back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source

back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

Reblogged from: justspirky via posted by: did-you-kno
zubat:

justbmarks:

Tiny Frog - Amazon Rainforest, Peru

This frog has absolutely no business being this tiny.

zubat:

justbmarks:

Tiny Frog - Amazon Rainforest, Peru

This frog has absolutely no business being this tiny.

Reblogged from: olitwist via posted by: justbmarks
Reblogged from: moriartymatrix via posted by: pleatedjeans

hedwig-dordt:

luaren:

things that are sex shaming -

  • "she’s a sl-t for having all that sex"
  • "girls shouldn’t wear tank tops to school because it is distracting"
  • "that skin tight dress means she’s asking for it"
things that are not sex shaming -
  • "I would prefer to not see a stranger’s butt"
  • "I do not want to hear explicit details about your sex life"
there’s a difference between sex shaming and wanting sexual security

It’s kinda sad we have explain these things, but here we are

Reblogged from: moriartymatrix via posted by: luaren
Reblogged from: moriartymatrix via posted by: axelstiel
Reblogged from: deceiveds-nightengale via posted by: beben-eleben
tathrin:

lesserjoke:

antigovernmentextremist:

gerrycanavan:

Jury nullification. Pass it on.

Jury nullification is so fucking important.

This is something that more people should be aware of, if only because (in many states, at least) defense attorneys are actually prohibited from mentioning it to jurors. The law allows a jury to return a “not guilty” verdict contrary to the facts of the case, but not for the defense to inform them of that power or to argue for its application in the current trial.

WHAAAT? WHY CAN’T THE DEFENSE EXPLAIN THE LAW TO THE JURY? WTF!!??

tathrin:

lesserjoke:

antigovernmentextremist:

gerrycanavan:

Jury nullification. Pass it on.

Jury nullification is so fucking important.

This is something that more people should be aware of, if only because (in many states, at least) defense attorneys are actually prohibited from mentioning it to jurors. The law allows a jury to return a “not guilty” verdict contrary to the facts of the case, but not for the defense to inform them of that power or to argue for its application in the current trial.

WHAAAT? WHY CAN’T THE DEFENSE EXPLAIN THE LAW TO THE JURY? WTF!!??

Reblogged from: deceiveds-nightengale via posted by: gerrycanavan

mvtk42:

ironychan:

What, exactly, are all the skeletons fighting about?

Did somebody assassinate Archduke Femurdinand?

When I read this I put my phone down, walked out of the room, then sat at my kitchen table reevaluating the life choices I’ve made that led me to this moment.

Reblogged from: moriartymatrix via posted by: ironychan
Reblogged from: moriartymatrix via posted by: multifandom-madnesss

thatgirlwithcatears:

marauders4evr:

It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

djwoopr
Reblogged from: moriartymatrix via posted by: marauders4evr

selectables:

F is for friends who don’t talk to you.

U is for Ur alone.

N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

Reblogged from: moriartymatrix via posted by: selectables

sebastanstan:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Yesterday was Tuesday

But today’s Tuesday, too

image

Reblogged from: supernaturalapocalypse via posted by: sebastanstan
Reblogged from: deceiveds-nightengale via posted by: onlylolgifs

deanwillrise:

it’s ~all~ about the pie

everything

(Source: supernatural-tardis)

Reblogged from: supernaturalapocalypse via posted by: supernatural-tardis